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How to be a Ghost

(See Comic) "People are like ghosts, except on a seemingly different level. They think their bodies are alive, but they're not. They just see what they want to see (Gary Renard Disappearance of the universe 160)." You already know how to be a ghost. You are one right now and you've been one for a long time. Ghosts and people are two sides of the same illusory coin. People (like ghosts) simply see what they want to see. And that limitation, which is self-imposed on sight (albeit on an unconscious level), is what keeps people asleep and dreaming an impossible world of duality and death (separation). The journey from human to ghost and then to human again is part of the cycle of psychic sleep. Someday, this body you are projecting right now to limit your sight will expire and you will, for a time, enter a different part of the sleep cycle: you'll become a ghost. Becoming a ghost will be an attempt to hold on a little while longer to the particular manifestation of self that is linked to your present body. But you'll soon become annoyed enough over being ignored and disregarded by the physical world that you'll want to give up your old lingering bodily sense of self and move on to projecting growth into a new body. The new body you reincarnate into will be a predetermined destination that interlocks with relationships with other people (fragmented minds) that you've lived alongside before, but this time it will be in a different arrangement of bodies (and the roles of victims and victimizers will likely be subverted). The only way to escape the cycle will be to heal your mind of the unconscious beliefs that keep you wanting to limit your sight and trapped in a dualistic dreamland. The only point then to the dream filled cycle of sleep is to use all the situations and relationships you are given to practice true forgiveness. True forgiveness is a rejection of separation whereby you recognize the unreality of separation and instead recognize the reality of oneness. Hence forgiveness is the tool for awakening and thus expanding sight. Dead people " think they're alive. They just see what they want to see (The Sixth Sense)." Dead people " think they're alive. They just see what they want to see (The Sixth Sense)." A Course in miracles

How to be a Dirtball

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(See Comic)How to be a Dirtbag (Dirtball) Drop out of school. Be attracted to sleaze. Get pregnant as young as possible. Be promiscuous enough so you are unsure who the father is. Aim to be a grandmother by age 30. Take up smoking and drink a lot. Start as young as possible. And don’t stop there. The more addictions the better. Have a criminal record. And have lots of criminal friends. They can help get you into trouble and keep your life crappy.Enunciate poorly. Have a large vocabulary of slang words. Have a very small vocabulary of real words. Be an angry person who’s quick to fight. Own weapons. And Always blame your problems on somebody else. Take advantage of welfare. STD’s are your friends. Think nothing of stealing. Be really loud and rude. Always act entitled, not thankful. Have lots of big, poorly behaved dogs. It will be a great pointless liability. And people will think you’re tough. Perhaps even run a dog fighting ring. Be a deadbeat dad. Drive a car that was nice and luxurious 20 years ago. And Pretend it still is. Make sure it is a car with minimal safety features. What’s Hygiene? Ruin your driving record. That way your car insurance will be too expensive to afford. Perhaps get your license revoked. Take advantage of credit card offers. Then run up huge credit card debt by buying frivolous junk. Don’t pay it off. That way you’ll be able to ruin your credit and have nothing to show for it. Have Aliases. For example: Kurt Poincon, Bret Starbig, Tod Roach, Ivan Gerkenhoff. Have a good dirtbag occupation. For example: Stripper, drug dealer, stolen goods trader, cop, scalper, Con-artist, bookie, illegitimate masseuse. Get tattoos. The more short-sighted and hard to hide with clothing the better. Preferably do this while very drunk. That way your decision will likely be extra insane. If you want a Chinese symbol, go with this one: It means a Chinese symbol for whore.

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