4 Bad Reasons to Get a Dog


(See Comic) To keep tied or Penned up outside A.K.A. To Annoy Neighbors with incessant barking at any anomalous thing within a 1000 foot radius. Babysitting: If you can’t take care of your kids, you won’t be able to take care of a dog either. Bad dog, Carl! Note: This is A Baby Doll, not a real baby. To keep the Floors Clean: It just doesn’t work. Crumbs, Tile, carpet. Insecurity: A.K.A. To make up for Penis Inadequacy (or Envy) Issues. A.K.A. To make up for Penis Inadequacy (or Envy) Issues. It is the same reason people get guns and obnoxiously gratuitous vehicles. Beware of Dog. beware my phallic compensation.