Monthly Archives: January 2008

4 Bad Reasons to Get a Dog

(See Comic) To keep tied or Penned up outside A.K.A. To Annoy Neighbors with incessant barking at any anomalous thing within a 1000 foot radius. Babysitting: If you can’t take care of your kids, you won’t be able to take care of a dog either. Bad dog, Carl! Note: This is A Baby Doll, not a real baby. To keep the Floors Clean: It just doesn’t work. Crumbs, Tile, carpet. Insecurity: A.K.A. To make up for Penis Inadequacy (or Envy) Issues. A.K.A. To make up for Penis Inadequacy (or Envy) Issues. It is the same reason people get guns and obnoxiously gratuitous vehicles. Beware of Dog. beware my phallic compensation.

The Mechanics of Non-Duality

(See Comic) The little one safely sleeps in the home of the big one, yet dreams of exile to the fictional land of two. Wake Up Little One… Note: Don’t take this part of the comic representing oneness literally. There are no separate things like beds in oneness. In eternity, The little one wakes up as soon as dozing off. Yet in dreams of time the slumber seems to last. I’m separate. This is a new Experience & this sucks. I’ll Runaway So Funny I Forgot To Laugh Where There was Only Love Now There's Fear...only innocence now guilt...abundance now scarcity. I'm Conscious...I Perceive. Oh crap! What did I do! I Just Destroyed Heaven! Dad is going to be pissed! This guilt is horrible! I’ve got to get rid of it! I'll make my own world opposite to heaven to hide in. I'll build a world out of two (separation) instead of one (unity). And onto that world I'll project my guilt and so make it unconscious. That way I can pretend the guilt is in others and not me. To do this I'll make bodies. I'll split my mind up And I'll put myself in bodies. That way I'll be able to limit my awareness to only what I want to be aware of. Namely, one little body at a time. And so the world will seem outside me and separate. The perpetual reliving of the seeming split from heaven and consequent guilt. Commence the serial adventures of the body. Symbols of duality and separation abound. And so the mechanics of non-duality are this: duality is completely unreal. So do not ask the insane question: How could oneness (god) allow this? For there is no this. This is but a nightmare of separation. Stop believing in nightmares and wake up.