Beginner’s Guide to Blogging: How to be a Blogger
(See Comic) Text from comic: So You Want To Be A Blogger Do You? Well, this trusty little guide will Show you how to Jump on the bandwagon. Common Physical Features of Good Bloggers The skin of a beautiful silverfish Sun-starved Nearsighted Eyeballs Uncombed Hair last cut 7 months ago Old T-Shirt as thin as bologna skin Never more than 7 fEet away from a device That allows internet Access Supply checklist Computer, Internet connection, crafty domain name, cheap web host, best webhost, axe to grind Optional, Google adsense account, Technocrati account, feedburner account, stumbleupon account Knowledge List Css, rss, keywords, trackbacks, pings, seo, tags, php, traffic statistics , webhost reviewsMonetizing Your Blog Unless you are like most people online, you expect to profit from your web work. Here are some options: Google Adsense, text link ads, donations, Amazon affiliate, linkshare, chatika, reviewme https://www.google.com/adsense/http://www.text-link-ads.com/starter_kit.phphttp://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=p/xcl/rec/donate-intro-outside
http://affiliate-program.amazon.com/gp/associates/joinhttp://www.linkshare.com/https://chitika.com/http://www.reviewme.com/
What should I blog about? Your Smart AsS opinions Changing the world instead of yourself A New Technology Changing Yourself Instead of The world Give PeoplE practical advice What to expect as the fruits of your labors Indifference & Apathy or Thousands of people telling you that you are an unworthy moron. Little to no traffic or huge traffic from people who don’t click on ads and who don’t subscribe. In rare cases, you’ll get widespread support and big profits. What the hell does blog mean anyway? It is short for weblog. And a weblog is just a fancy name for a more interactive and regularly updated website. Quiz for prospective bloggers Check All That Apply Education Some high school, college grad, too good for college, masters or PhD, Clown College Life Situation Anti-Social, Single, married, kids, employed, convicted felon Hobbies/Interests models, sports, comics, pot, cigars, hiking, nudism, dancing, trolling, reading Add up your score, if you scored above 0 (zero) you are ready to blog Types of Bloggers Goody 2 shoes Disgruntled Charlatan Iconoclast Wide Eyed Novice Bored Tyrant Attention Whore
New Site
An all new TheUniverseAs.com is up now. And what I decided to do with the site is make comics instead of writing articles. Comics are more in tune with the way I think than writing. I mostly think humorously, deep, and visually. When I try to apply my true thinking style to writing, it becomes a kind of Joycean-Borges-esque tapestry of layered, densely ramified meaning that is not very palatable to 99.9% of people. Consequently, I think comics are a better medium for being true to my thinking style while at the same time being comprehensible to more people.
The first comic I made is called “The Beginner’s Guide to Blogging.†It is basically the prototype for the comic series. In the comic, you can see how real, useful information is combined with jokes and pictures. It is infotainment.
If there is ever a comic you particularly like and you are subscribed to the site through email and have underground access, you can print out the comic in high quality and hang it up to share with people. And I intend to make large poster’s available for purchase of certain comics. And I also intend to release comic books for purchase periodically.
You can find out more about the new comic at the new About page.